For a lot of animals, being in capitivity is a bigger buzzkill to the libido than a "Golden Girls" marathon. Not so for Demo the orangutan, who has been busy knocking up all three of his female companions at a U.K. zoo. The 10-year-old primate has three babies on the way after mating with roommates Gambira, Mali and Chinta. Since the number of Bornean orangutans is down to just 50,000 worldwide, Demo is merely doing his part for his dwindling species, which is threatened by hunting, the pet trade and the destruction of its rainforest habitat.
Staff at Paignton Zoo in Devon say they are "amazed" by the three pregnancies and are anxiously awaiting the births. The second largest ape after the gorilla, Bornean orangutans like their alone time, with males and females usually come together only to mate. Hopefully that fact will keep Demo from getting too overloaded with his three new baby mamas.
Food is supposed to nourish the body and sustain our lives, not send us barreling straight for the Grim Reaper. Yet sometimes eating the healthy stuff can feel like its own kind of living death, so people choose the bad stuff ... and then add even more bad stuff onto sizable portions of delicious Vitamin G (grease). 
Dining rooms need mood lighting. With an illuminated dining room table, you can dim the lights and make it all romantic. You can also provide a place for aliens to land. 
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Video game violence and its effect on children has long been hotly debated. British filmmaker Robbie Cooper decided to investigate the topic with "The Immersion Project," 
Ever have the feeling that the world might be better if it were populated with more people like you? There's a way to do that without the messy and frustrating prospect of raising kids: Just donate your genetic material.
Of the many things that get better as you grow up, holiday gift-receiving isn't one of them. Not that we don't love the aftershave, ill-fitting socks and Applebee's gift cards, but Christmas mornings used to mean ripping open an Optimus Prime figure or riding our new bike around the neighborhood even though it was 12 degrees. 
Did you hear? People are meaner on the Internet, because you can't see their faces or something (we saw a study about this someplace, but we were too busy posting about bum-wheeled shopping carts in the "Rants" section of Craigslist to give it a good read). Sometimes, with a divisive issue, the comments can get pretty out of control, as was the case when 
