Featured Crap of the Week
As many of you may have read, a group of college president's are urging that the government change the legal ...
There are certain things a man should not attempt to do in his lifetime. One such thing a man ...
When you think about it, it's actually surprising how much press Robert Downey Jr. is getting for his role as ...
Awhile back I did an interview with the comedy troupe Summer of Tears. Recently they just released a new video and ...
For every story I have about a successful sexual conquest with an attractive girl, I have a matching story about ...
Last night I had the distinct pleasure of seeing Radiohead in concert for the first time in my entire life. ...
(This is part of a long series that leads to the greatest story ever told. You can read the first ...
Donkeysosa
As Long as They’re Thinking of Changing the Legal Drinking Age…As many of you may have read, a group of college president’s are urging that the government change the legal drinking age from 21 to 18 in an effort to thwart binge drinking on campuses…no need to clean your glasses there sport, you read that right: they want to lower the drinking age in order [...]
Pop Culture
I answer the question, if a man watches The Hills is he no longer a man?There are certain things a man should not attempt to do in his lifetime. One such thing a man shouldn’t do is trying to light a fart on fire if they have a really hairy ass. Another such thing a man should avoid doing is a trying to pick a fight with a professional boxer just to prove that boxers aren’t that tough. While there are many things that we shouldn’t do, men are inherently stupid and attempt to do them anyway.
News
Scientists Prove Beer Goggles Are RealFor every story I have about a successful sexual conquest with an attractive girl, I have a matching story about a girl that makes me physically ill when I think about her. (Like the pudding girl.) My friends have given me shit about my mistakes for years including one specific person that is brought up [...]
My Life
Basketball Diaries Part V- How I almost didn’t walk at high school graduation(This is part of a long series that leads to the greatest story ever told. You can read the first few parts here.)
Spring came along with baseball season and we all forgot about the horrors of basketball season. As graduation approached we were all feeling good. Most of us got accepted to college and we [...]
Things I Think About
You don’t exist when you are not around meI like to think of myself as a creative person. After this weekend I think I have come to the conclusion that I am anything but.
For some reason though I can’t picture in my head people existing when they aren’t around me. It isn’t that I think the world revolves around me or that I [...]
Sex/Dating/Relationships
Another Edition of Trannie Hooker or Regular Hooker?Once again I am lazy and dip into the world of Craigslist Hookers for inspiration. I am bringing back a game that the people from Milton Bradley called, “Genius, we can’t wait to make a travel version of it.”
Is it a trannie hooker or regular hooker? The game is simple you have to guess which [...]
Questions Answered
How can I talk to my mom about sex?It is time once again for another edition of Seventeen Magazine’s Questions Answered. I take real questions from the online edition of Seventeen and tackle the hard hitting questions of girls.












